Maybe I ought to get that desktop my partner keeps suggesting

I find that Sims 3 is a more interesting game with more to do overall, but it takes about fifteen minutes to load whereas Sims 2 takes 90 seconds.

Gifts

[My partner is unpacking gifts they got from their parents.]

Partner: "And this mug came with the hot chocolate."

Me: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Partner: "Yeah."

Me: "I'm not using that."

Partner: "Me neither."

Me: "I'm going to put it somewhere very safe."