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"Why are you flipping through the Monster Manual with this look on your face?"

"I'm trying to figure out a rule of thumb for which creatures can meaningfully consent to sex with a humanoid."

"...what?!"

"One of these days, someone is going to try and boink a needle blight or something, and I need to know ahead of time if that's okay."

People are the WORST, read at your own risk

( gives up and lies on the floor forever )