(no subject)

Me: You did the thing wrong.

Coworker: I didn't.

Me: (pointing) Look. It's wrong.

Coworker: But I definitely did it right.

Me: The system is clearly showing us that you did it wrong.

Coworker: But I input all the right commands and it gave the right outputs!

Me: The code here, which you typed, is wrong.

Coworker: But (manager) saw me do it!

Me: (tears my hair out)

(no subject)

Describing my pain to doctors is hard because it's all sorts of pain.

Throbbing pain? Yes.

Stabbing pain? Yes.

Burning muscle pain? Yes.

Joints falling apart pain? Yes.

Shattering bones pain? Yes.

Pins and needles pain? Yes.

Emotional pain? Yes.

Language!

Moonlighting and moonshining are two very different things.

(no subject)

Rheumatologist: You don't have anything rheumatic.

Also rheumatologist: (tries to schedule me for a follow-up appointment)

I exaggerate. Slightly.

What the dialogue wheel said: "I disagree."

What Shepard actually said: "You're an utter goddamn asshole and I fucking hate you, go the fuck right to hell you useless bastard. And your pants are ugly."

(no subject)

For some reason, "do three necessary life tasks in the morning, and three in the evening after work" feels more doable than "do all six necessary life tasks after work".

(no subject)

If I'm going to be in pain all the time anyway, I think I might as well be in pain AND also capable of doing splits.

My legs and hips will hurt either way but damn am I going to look awesome.