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(sincere, wistful) Kind of wish I was an elcor.
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Elcors really have it figured out and I aspire to someday give so few fucks that, when emoting is too hard, I can just say "excited: that's a cool book you have there" in my natural voice (which sounds like I'm about to murder you) and face (which looks like I'm about to murder you).
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People keep complimenting Mass Effect for having significant reactivity from game to game and.
No.
In the first game, you have a choice as to which of your companions dies: the jaded sole survivor who's been trying to restore her family's honor, or the plucky psionic prodigy.
This choice matters so little that summaries of the second and third game just collectively refer to the remaining squad member as the "Virmire survivor" because their role in the story from then on is identical.
No.
In the first game, you have a choice as to which of your companions dies: the jaded sole survivor who's been trying to restore her family's honor, or the plucky psionic prodigy.
This choice matters so little that summaries of the second and third game just collectively refer to the remaining squad member as the "Virmire survivor" because their role in the story from then on is identical.
Mass Effect: Landing on this planet is prohibited by law.
Also Mass Effect: (gives you the option to land on that planet)
Also Mass Effect: (gives you the option to land on that planet)
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There's no mod to save both the rachni AND Arlakh Company?
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Garrus just casually revealing that krogans have four testicles is never going to stop being funny.
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Assuming that Obsidian does eventually make Pillars 3, what are the odds of them Doing a Mass Effect?
What the dialogue wheel said: "I disagree."
What Shepard actually said: "You're an utter goddamn asshole and I fucking hate you, go the fuck right to hell you useless bastard. And your pants are ugly."
What Shepard actually said: "You're an utter goddamn asshole and I fucking hate you, go the fuck right to hell you useless bastard. And your pants are ugly."
With all due respect, how does "tell me about your biotic training" translate to "let's date", BioWare?
Doctor Chakwas: "Kaidan is lucky, he only gets migraines."
Me, a frequent migraine sufferer: "I don't think the person who wrote that line has ever had a migraine, much less five in the same week."
Me, a frequent migraine sufferer: "I don't think the person who wrote that line has ever had a migraine, much less five in the same week."
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Official reason quarians leave their childhood ship: to prevent inbreeding.
Actual reason quarians leave their childhood ship: because after changing your diapers, calming your tantrums, and then watching you make an utter teenaged fool of yourself, no one on your childhood ship can see you as a viable mate.
Actual reason quarians leave their childhood ship: because after changing your diapers, calming your tantrums, and then watching you make an utter teenaged fool of yourself, no one on your childhood ship can see you as a viable mate.
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Game: You could recruit the rest of your squad, advance the main mission, get new equipment, do rescue missions...
Me: (runs around studying big adorable bugs like some kind of SCIENTIST)
Me: (runs around studying big adorable bugs like some kind of SCIENTIST)
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