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Doctor: Sitting with good posture would probably improve your symptoms significantly.

Me: (sits with back straight, feet on the ground, elbows bent ninety degrees) (AUTISTIC RAGE!!!!)

(no subject)

"How was I supposed to know X was a problem" asks person who was repeatedly told that X is a problem.

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Me: We have most of the symptoms of PTSD except about something that's in the present, not the past.

Brain: That's called trauma.

(no subject)

Me, collapsing on the floor from fatigue and pain: I am definitely faking my disability. Any moment now I will accept that I am faking and feel better.