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You know, for all the years I've been driving (many), I've never had a flat before.

(pouts at my car) Why are you doing this to me.

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Picture of Dorian Grey, but instead of old age it takes on all the symptoms of your mental illness.

I'm out here singing and dancing and being happy, my portrait is a nervous wreck in the attic.

:(

Tire is completely and utterly wrecked. Can't hold air. Gotta order new one.