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I really wish my nose and digestive system took turns being sick, rather than both causing issues at once.

Personal grumblings that don't belong on the long thread that inspired them

Cannot fully articulate just how much the "Halloween is a neutral holiday unlike Christmas" thing bugs me.

They're both shitty consumerist "but of course everyone LOVES them, what do you mean you don't celebrate you miserable swine" US cultural imperialism to me. Piss off.

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Give her some Hungarian Dances. Bitches love Hungarian Dances.

It's me, I'm bitches.

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I'm currently working with a process that reports the counted number of ghribblegrobblers per square centimeter.

It reports this as cnt/cm2.

Um.

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Guy with clinically large ass: huh, my pants keep splitting at the ass, what the hell.

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Me: (accidentally tears off a small piece of graph paper and instinctively puts it into mouth)

Me: I am a perfectly neurotypical adult. Yes. Definitely.

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Mainstream US queer culture is a pathetic shadow of what queer culture is, having become all about cattiness, consumerism, and incompetence, send tweet.