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My employer's holiday policy states that you can only take floating holidays on religious holidays or on any of a list of US holidays.

By the letter of this policy, I'm not allowed to take any of my cultural holidays off, since my country secularized everything.

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At this point, if you look up my parents' names, neither I nor my middle sibling's names come up.

The internet thinks they only had one child.