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Some people have perpetual stews. Me, I have perpetual broth.

Save the pasta water and use it as a base for boiling beans the next day. Save the bean pot liquor to cook lentils later in the week. Save the lentil broth to make pozole.

Eventually the whole thing ends up in soup or risotto, but man, does it collect flavor along the way.

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Me: So my sim is a witch and also a master alchemist, meaning that she can constantly conjure apples for free and then transmute them into gold for a lot of money. The only downside is that there's like a 1% chance each time that she'll get turned into a gold statue, but she's immune to that because she has a death flower. Oh look, she just got turned into a statue.

Spouse: Isn't that the thing that isn't supposed to happen?

Me: But see, she's already giving the grim reaper the death flower. And she's back to life! And she kept the statue, I wonder how much it sells for?

Spouse: ...that's a lot of money.

Me: Yeah. (sells statue) And she's on her way to buy out the bookstore before the death music even goes away.

Spouse: So as long as she can grow another death flower, she can make infinite money?

Me: She's a master gardener too, so she already has a lot of death flowers. I can have her buy the entire town soon at this rate.

Spouse: ...so your sim is a late-stage capitalist?

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My sim has now turned herself into gold seven times, and made almost half a million in doing so.

This has funded her acquisition of two clubs and the dojo.