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Orange cat getting medication: Betrayal! You were giving me treats and this one tasted horrible!

Other orange cat: What is this weird new treat? Why can't I have it? Why does my brother get the fun new treat and not me?

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Less than a week after I planted a gold raspberry in my yard, gold raspberries showed up at my farmer's market for the first time.

I swear these things taste like pineapple.