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[palominocorn]

"I'm so normal about plants," I say, planting purple and yellow strawberries next to my yellow and black raspberries.

"Just so extremely normal," I insist, as I graft a sixth variety onto my apple tree.

"The most normal ever," I say, knowing I'm not convincing anyone as I unpack a nursery box containing a blue banana and a fifth pineapple.