Hello yes this is not normal

[palominocorn]

Me in a car accident: "Okay, let's get the car off the road and onto the shoulder. Is everyone feeling alright? Let's go check on the other car too. Alright, now I'm calling my insurance to report this. They'll send a tow truck. And I need to text and say that I'm going to be late where I'm going. So now I need to..."

Me when I drop and break a mug: [freezes in a panic, totally nonfunctional for the next ten minutes]