More thoughts on HZD

[palominocorn]

• That's noooooooot how robots wooooooooooork. Why is scifi like this?
• Ooooh, what an adorable robot pony! I'm going to kill it. I feel weird killing the robot ponies, but also the quest says so.
• Loot loot loot loot loot loot upgrade pouch to fit more stuff loot loot loot.
• ...okay, who wrote this dialogue? I can do better in my sleep!
• You know, considering that talking to me is a crime punishable with violence, people are awfully okay starting up conversations.
• Wow, my mentor-dad is such a jerk! ...still a better parent than the dude who fucked my mother without a condom though!
• Who the hell just jumps onto a zipline, you grab it first and then push off!
• Why are PS4 controls Like That?
• Does anyone in video games ever doggy paddle while swimming? No? Okay then.
• Hehehehe LOOT UPGRADE!
• Aloy, that's not what I told you to say, what the HECK is with the people who made the dialogue tree?
• Was there a main quest here somewhere? Some sort of objective, maybe? I'm too busy hunting the little robot velociraptors. I want one. So cute!
• "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a robot horse to the knee!"