palominocorn | More thoughts on HZD

That's noooooooot how robots wooooooooooork. Why is scifi like this?
Ooooh, what an adorable robot pony! I'm going to kill it. I feel weird killing the robot ponies, but also the quest says so.
Loot loot loot loot loot loot upgrade pouch to fit more stuff loot loot loot.
...okay, who wrote this dialogue? I can do better in my sleep!
You know, considering that talking to me is a crime punishable with violence, people are awfully okay starting up conversations.
Wow, my mentor-dad is such a jerk! ...still a better parent than the dude who fucked my mother without a condom though!
Who the hell just jumps onto a zipline, you grab it first and then push off!
Why are PS4 controls Like That?
Does anyone in video games ever doggy paddle while swimming? No? Okay then.
Hehehehe LOOT UPGRADE!
Aloy, that's not what I told you to say, what the HECK is with the people who made the dialogue tree?
Was there a main quest here somewhere? Some sort of objective, maybe? I'm too busy hunting the little robot velociraptors. I want one. So cute!
"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a robot horse to the knee!"

Unfortunately Not a Real Pony