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[palominocorn]

Brain: Hey! Hey! Hey, yeah, you, Mino!

Me: What?

Brain: You know what you need?

Me: Sleep. We've gotten eight hours over the last three days.

Brain: DICK PUNS!

Me: God, why?

Brain: What do you call the hind end of an alcoholic penis? A cock-tail!

Me: ...