Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

If I thought I could get away with it, I'd wrap myself in a giant pride flag, make a glittery sign saying something along the lines of "CORPORATIONS DON'T BELONG AT PRIDE", and sit in the middle of the parade route.

Unfortunately there does not appear to be a radical queer protest planned for our city, and I have no idea how to stage something like that, especially on such short notice.