Unfortunately Not a Real Pony

I label moving boxes as what they contain + how important they are.

Which means I currently have a couple of boxes labelled "kitchen critical".

"I'm not against kitchens, but if you're going to have one, you should ~think critically~ about what you're doing there and why you want it."

Lord, grant me the strength to kick the ass of anyone who mistreats me, the charisma to get along with anyone who doesn't, and the wisdom to tell the difference between the two.