February 2019
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12:20 pm

Something my mother never taught me


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06:21 pm

Urghhhhhhhh




07:50 pm

Awkward




08:36 am

Thankfully we don't talk anymore



01:20 pm

Also: DEALING WITH PEOPLE



03:08 pm

Guess who nearly crashed his car?


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03:43 pm

The crafting problem



05:27 pm

(Don't ask)

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06:55 pm

Watch out, a millennial!




01:00 pm

???


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03:34 pm

Did sibling ever apologize? Nope!



05:14 pm

Grump grump

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07:25 pm

(WHAM!)

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04:01 pm

Aggressive PSA




06:09 pm

What is wrong with me?



06:25 pm

(They're beauuuuuuutiful)



06:30 pm

We're very queer



08:20 pm

They also try to sell me on some fad diet at the same time, usually




08:54 pm

And by fun I mean anaphylaxis-inducing




02:16 pm

Don't do this




05:46 pm

Much sexy, super boneriffic? /s



06:01 pm

I don't think I would have listened as a teenager


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08:03 pm

Yuck, gender



08:57 pm

Didn't stop me




04:11 pm

"But whyyyyyy would you do that?"


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04:14 pm

I'm a little bitter



05:41 pm

Some people need to learn to STFU



05:46 pm

Grrr



05:50 pm

The contradiction

- 1 comment

05:59 pm

Draw your own conclusions



06:07 pm

Woo! Someone congratulate me!



07:16 pm

(My partner knows this)



08:39 pm

People are complicated is what I'm getting at




06:12 pm

Correlation? Causation? Who knows!

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06:47 pm

Instead of saying "stop" you need to ask "why?"



07:15 pm

Anyway Christmas can go to hell



07:44 pm

Advantages of multigenerational homes, I guess?


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07:58 pm

They work for other people, right?




06:58 am

Bad night


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02:13 pm

Took twenty minutes to get dressed


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02:17 pm

:/


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02:36 pm

Murphy's law



02:39 pm

A full inbox stresses me out but I just can't



02:52 pm

This is horrible



03:04 pm

Things I think about when I can't sleep



03:25 pm

[pats self on the back]



03:29 pm

Science experiment!



03:37 pm

At least I'm not seeing pink elephants, I guess?


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03:50 pm

(They're called ice pick headaches)



04:38 pm

Hooray



05:24 pm

Big surprise there /s


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05:35 pm

Talked to a Russian the other day



05:38 pm

On a lighter note

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06:00 pm

I even make the bed when I get up!



08:52 pm

They'll bring it back I promise




12:35 pm

My family's a mess



06:56 pm

Preferably soon



07:47 pm

(Helping someone plan an event)




11:39 am

Hypocrisy



11:42 am

How dare I have a life outside my abusive family!




09:11 am

Navel gazing while everyone else is asleep



06:08 pm

Maybe I should get something low-stakes like mahjong



06:13 pm

Story of my life




05:37 pm

Dear white people,


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06:02 pm

(Not that I didn't find other worries to fill them, mind you)



06:13 pm

I mean yes, don't commit crimes, but also?



06:17 pm

Cops...


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08:48 pm

Not the same thing




06:57 am

(It's a radfem warning sign at this point)



07:00 am

Personal experience


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04:38 pm

A good problem to have, I guess?




11:34 am

Oops?

- 5 comments

05:14 pm

(It was really good)



06:57 pm

Parsley! Basil! Oregano!


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08:17 pm

This post is not JUST about George Martin



08:29 pm

Hint: female characters should have this in the backs of their minds all the time




02:36 pm

Writing Problems Vol 9



02:38 pm

???

- 2 comments

04:48 pm

Joke's on me, I'm a horrible driver all the time


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04:58 pm

Also, the PUNS!



05:08 pm

Any sort of people-facing profession is a bad idea for me




03:46 pm

It's a work in progress



04:30 pm

My partner laughed at this



05:56 pm

(I find this hilarious)




04:31 pm

Good one, Pandora


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04:50 pm

(My life was an adventure...)


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05:05 pm

I will never stop making straight jokes



05:33 pm

Weight whining



06:06 pm

Perspective



06:42 pm

Fun times


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06:46 pm

Come on, fellow trans people, do better

- 2 comments

07:48 pm

Cheaper than getting a new one




01:05 pm

Progress



02:30 pm

Priorities...



04:28 pm

Fun brain problems



04:35 pm

Think of all the problems it would solve!


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04:59 pm

Okay, there's ONE pimple. But I used to have dozens!



05:02 pm

Here's a fun one


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05:14 pm

(The meds help)



05:23 pm

Meat has always tasted kind of bad to me


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05:35 pm

LibreOffice won't accept 'labelled'



05:44 pm

I present to you: the English fucking language


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05:52 pm

Ugh



08:47 pm

Biologists are a fascinating group

- 1 comment


12:36 pm

Probably shouldn't've used my main email



12:45 pm

Hello darkness my old friend



01:16 pm

Still that anxiety


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01:25 pm

Apparently they don't teach this in most schools


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06:00 pm

Truly, they are champions



06:54 pm

:(

- 3 comments


12:29 pm

Thinking aloud


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08:45 pm

I'm going to end up on so many watchlists




04:59 pm

Difficult questions

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05:07 pm

[eyeroll]


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