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Me, gasping for breath after three minutes of jump rope: I used to do this for the entirety of recess as a kid, what happened?

Brain: Middle school PE and a physically abusive family.

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Oh crap, Avad is definitely going to die in this game, isn't he?

Also I am just now realizing that if Gaia really is the super-smart AI she's said to be, she would not have just made one Elisabet clone.

She would have made like twenty.

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I don't give a carp.

May I interest you in a gourami or swordfish instead?

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( Gross body nonsense  )