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Me: How is Shadowheart the most romanced character? Not Gale or Astarion?

(twenty minutes later)

Me: OH. It's because most of the players are straight guys.

Spouse: ...yeah.

Me: For a moment there, I forgot that straight people existed.

I donated blood for the first time!

That was the least chatty phlebomist in the history of blood.

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I've gotten into the habit of humming the Jeopardy tune when I'm nervous.

I have never in my life seen an episode of Jeopardy.

🙄

The header: "TERFs go hang yourselves!"

The posts: (call trans men "cocksuckers" and "fags" as insults)