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Transformers asks some very interesting questions, chief among them: what if Kung Fu movie, but robots?
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Waiting for the day when historians discover that "Homer" was the ancient Greek equivalent of Alan Smithee.
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My grandma's town has a whole-ass Wikipedia page.
This is NOT ALLOWED. Places I have been to CANNOT be on Wikipedia, in the news, or otherwise exist on the internet, which is, as y'all understand, Not Real, whereas the places I have seen with mine own two orbs ARE.
This is NOT ALLOWED. Places I have been to CANNOT be on Wikipedia, in the news, or otherwise exist on the internet, which is, as y'all understand, Not Real, whereas the places I have seen with mine own two orbs ARE.
I've started referring to things that have two modes when others of their kind have one as bisexual.
Multiclass characters? Bisexual.
Two-toned LED? Bisexual.
Reversible fabric? Bisexual.
Multiclass characters? Bisexual.
Two-toned LED? Bisexual.
Reversible fabric? Bisexual.
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Give her some Hungarian Dances. Bitches love Hungarian Dances.
It's me, I'm bitches.
It's me, I'm bitches.
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Nick is short for Nicholas.
Dick is short for Dicholas.
Dick is short for Dicholas.
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I consider myself bisexual: I'm a lover AND a fighter.
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If our symbol is the rainbow, maybe we should call ourselves the RGBT+ community.
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Me, walking out of the shellfish processing facility: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a clam.
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Ah yes the four genders: tank, healer, DPS, and crowd controller.
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"I can fix him" I say, taking out a fresh pair of thigh-high socks, a cat ear headband, and baby name book.
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"It's probably not an accelerometer, because it would change color if I did this-"
(shakes lamp)
(lamp changes color)
"...oh, I guess it is."
(shakes lamp)
(lamp changes color)
"...oh, I guess it is."
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I love that in some Eastern European languages, dark magic is called "dirty magic".
"Oh, crap, I got some mud on my crystal ball, guess it does necromancy now."
"Oh, crap, I got some mud on my crystal ball, guess it does necromancy now."
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Official reason quarians leave their childhood ship: to prevent inbreeding.
Actual reason quarians leave their childhood ship: because after changing your diapers, calming your tantrums, and then watching you make an utter teenaged fool of yourself, no one on your childhood ship can see you as a viable mate.
Actual reason quarians leave their childhood ship: because after changing your diapers, calming your tantrums, and then watching you make an utter teenaged fool of yourself, no one on your childhood ship can see you as a viable mate.
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Maybe the real dissociation was the headmates we split along the way.
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