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November 2019
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Hello yes this is not normal
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[finds void, screams]
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SLUUUUUUURP!
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Ow my brain
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(It didn't pass btw)
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Raaaaaaaaagh!
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Also: currently wearing fuzzy violet socks
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Educate your darn self
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[hisses angrily like a cat]
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[grump grump]
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02:13 pm
That's if I feel comfortable talking about the subject in the first place
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02:23 pm
It's really hard to hear the message when this is the packaging it's in
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Notably, this does not happen if someone is older than I am
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Thoughts?
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(no subject)
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09:53 pm
Woke up and realized this
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I lost my temper
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Ew
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High school memories: do not want
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[preemptively hides]
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Rusalkas in bikinis?
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AKA socially awkward roulette
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Feminism, y'all!
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Ugh
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:/
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Don't want people to keep calling me a steamroller
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Monogamous blabbing on a nonmonogamy-related belief
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Eeeee so cute!
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One fifth of a second! Alert the press!
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(Partner says it's Rachel, but LBR I won't remember that)
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I survived!
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Hm
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I had to look them up to make sure they weren't the same person
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I can't place it
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[Tevye pose] Mental illness!
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Sorry, my brain needs to reboot after reading that
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[bangs head on desk repeatedly]
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@ society
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Awwwwwww!
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Thoughts
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More thoughts on HZD
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And let's not forget how many gifted kids are ND
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[guess I'll die shrug]
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Yeah, so that's a thing
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Apropos of nothing
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Yes? No?
12:22 pm
Hilarity ensued
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I'm still flabbergastered
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01:00 pm
Whining about other people, again
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Could people maybe not?
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[giggles like a teenage boy]
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Anyone have ideas why I'm like this?
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Found this in a note on my phone, probably wrote it at night
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Urk
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Yep
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It's very confusing
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My mother, everyone!
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It haunts me a little
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Another thing about my mother
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Some more HZD thoughts
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I am confused now
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Headcanon time!
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And I still only have 24 hours in a day!
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I think I need to lie down
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Witnessed more fandom wank, am going overboard with the venting
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Some people...
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But please consider
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Beautiful silence!
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(snicker)
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When your ANIMAL sidekick is more competent than you...
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TFW
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Shower thought
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Let people make their own food decisions 2kforever
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Mmmmmm, nice
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...I had forgotten this story
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[flabbergastered silence]
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A swing at my emotions... and a miss!
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Anyone know?
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BRB finding void, screaming
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I hate driving here
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A+
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I've seen toddlers who were more graceful losers
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Fourth, her behavior was terrible and I don't like her
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I did not apply
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It could have been worse!
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Just sent one over
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"Someone robbed you of your consent, now I'm going to rob you of the language to talk about it!"
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They're the same color!
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And I made sure to wear old clothing I don't care about!
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...or maybe it's just me and my overactive paradox of choice problem?
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Having fun with my robots
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This isn't confusing at all! /s
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...it's not exactly pretty, but, eh?
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This is your brain on brain damage
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Yes, really
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I wish I could find it, it's great
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She never got me vaccinated either
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Oh, you don't? Me neither!
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Big name writers: all jerks, or only mostly?
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[looks for "unsubscribe" button]
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No, the obvious thing is not obvious
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(I was the least dysfunctional person in the room at the time! How did that happen?)
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A bunch of adults pretending they'd never heard of oral sex before...
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WOOOOO!
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[face, desk, thunk]
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They weren't cut out for parenthood
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A common experience, I'm told
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This is what happens when you cut funding for the arts
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But my laptop doesn't deserve that
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(And is it rainy where you live?)
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(We're magic!)
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That was an uncomfortable thing to find
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[beak snap on your nose]
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Anyone? Bueller?
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Grrr
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Brains, man, so weird
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It's a culture shock
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Obvious solution is obvious!
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I'm crabby about this
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As a DARE generation ex-addict, let me just say...
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You know what just occurred to me?
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It's probably worse than you're imagining!
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Please let me eat my sodium in peace, Paleo-Pushing Paul
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We STOLE an ENTIRE COLOR, folks! We're basically Carmen Sandiego!
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Mind, blown
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Enjoy!
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Current setup is not working
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I hope she got out! I also hope I never have to see her again!
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Why don't I have endless pockets? Bag of holding, maybe?
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[squealing with delight]
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No? Not funny?
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Yes, every one of them
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I'm a robo alligator!
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My attention span isn't good enough for this stuff!
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@ writers: get with the program already!
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Oh heck yeah, I'm awesome at this
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Can't sleep, punning
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Ba dum CH!
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Teacher was a real jerk too
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My late 80s grandma is not a boomer TYVM
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:( Noooo, so scary
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Insoooooomnia
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I'm funny, darnit! Very funny!
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(79 to be precise!)
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Ehehehehehehe
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Okay, I'm going to see myself out now
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Read some of our Harry Potter knockoffs if you can find an English version
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You do the math
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Abuser logic!
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Ouchies
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Bonus: the only reason I needed help was because my mother bought the wrong materials
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So this happened...
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Go flipping figure
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There's an entire poem in here somewhere but I can't think of more ATM
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(Then again, I've mostly jaywalked in my home country where pedestrian lights aren't a thing)
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Disappointment gets deeper
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Complaining about shows you don't intend to watch
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There were so many ways they could have made this awesome!
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Bluh?
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Oh, ewwwwwww
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Today I learned
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Couldn't help myself have a pun
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Would expand more but can't get thoughts lined up
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I have nightmares about this
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Kids don't learn to hate in a vacuum
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The struggle is real
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...wasn't this the norm in the 80's? How is it a radical talking point today?
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Laughing so that I don't start crying
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12:13 pm
[Had to check the dates on some of these...]
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[dial-up beeping noise]
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"I need to pass on my excellent genetics!" NO YOU DON'T JERKWAD.
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Miiiiine, all miiiiiiine!
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The things I've had to see with my own two long-suffering bespectacled eyes...
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Half her descendants barely talk to her and I really do understand why
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I'm a scientist, I know what I'm talking about
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I'm just a teen boy at heart, I guess
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Appeal to absurdity: bad logic but hilarious
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Still enjoying this game immensly
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Going to talk about thoughtcrime and pretend you're not a fascist, huh?
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Effin' Birds understands my pain.
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I have a garbage brain, I guess
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[shrug] Brains, man!
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I'm a background extra in someone else's revenge movie and I don't like it
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Think of the possibilities!
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[head scratching] Okay then, dad
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Discussion welcome, I trust you all to be respectful
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Took me a while to get it
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Do I LOOK like a maze-running lab rat?!
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Take so hot it should be a white dwarf star
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[inelegant giggling]
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[shifty eyes] Not that I do this...
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What the hell, brain?
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08:13 pm
And so are French words, fucking hell
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Let me just cut myself up into pieces for your curiosity
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Eh? Eh? (expectant waiting for laughter)
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Help something blew up while I was distracted
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Still fuzzy on the details, help appreciated
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It's "eat the rich" not "eat your own" damnit
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[swears at everyone in foreign]
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This is about a local event I just got invited to
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It sure beats the reverse!
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Please let me quietly hate the Mona Lisa in peace
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Sooooooo fluuuuuuffyyyyyyy!
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I thought young kids weren't morning people...
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Favorite pair of jeans doesn't fit :(
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Guh
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Feeling really sick right now
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[sewing machine voice] Whirrrrrrrrrr STAB STAB STAB!
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(flexes in your general direction)
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HZD funny
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Free idea
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"But why aren't there more women in science?!?!?!?!"
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/rhetorical
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I'm speechless
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Makes my butt look impressive though
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Get a theraaaaaaapist, lady
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Guess who needs to call a large company and make a great big stink?
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Yeah, IDK, woman has issues
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Side note: autocomplete now recognizes fidget cube as a phrase
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[slides you a comforting beverage]
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I'm sure the neigh-bors were amused
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So cute!
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Yeah, IDK how to feel about this
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Is there no end to the horrible disappointment?!
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I have opinions on my own opinions!
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Guess what I had to go through?
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Feel free to submit answers in the form of a thesis, a meme, or a scream interspaced with swearing
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So, yeah...
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Local Scientist Angry About Popsci, More At 11
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Truly, all story ideas have been exhausted, and this is glorious
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